ARE YOU CLAY'S BIGGEST FAN?

LET’S GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURE

When Clay was on AI he was under weight! Now that he has grown into his beautiful body, some people have the nerve to call him fat? (Please run to your nearest eye doctor…quickly!)

Quiana, Clay’s backup singer and “friend”, was supposed to have received a letter stating Clay was now fat. Unbelievable!!! (Plus who would give their friend a hurtful letter like the one described below?)

_________Reported by Kelly4Clay___________

Let's talk about the "letter". Quiana had a letter from a "fan", and Clay read it on stage to the audience. Clay could hardly read it because he was laughing so hard. But this is what the letter basically said..."Dear Quiana, at ClackUnlimited, we watch videos of a very hot and sexy man. Where did he go? What happened to him? Clay's fans sacrifice so much for Clay.... why can't he sacrifice macaroni and cheese and Krispy Kremes?"Like I said, Clay was splitting a gut when reading this letter, but then he kept making sad faces (in a joking way) and saying that he was old and fat. What is wrong with some of Clay's fans?!?! UnbelievableAngela's and Quiana's - Kelly4Clay.
_________________________________________________


Clay is not fat, but he may want to reconsider his “friend”, Quiana, after reading this report below.

____Reported by the New England Journal of Medicine –by AP___

Your friends may be more important than your genes in determining whether you gain weight. The study, published in today's New England Journal of Medicine, found that a person's chances of becoming obese went up 57 percent if a friend became obese, 40 percent if a sibling did and 37 percent if a spouse did.
The stronger the friendship, the tighter the link: When two people each name the other as a close friend, and one of the two becomes obese, the other's chance of following suit goes up 171 percent.
_______________________


Of course some “fans” think they own Clay because the “spend more money” and are huge FAMEHOORES. Therefore, they are Clay’s Biggest Fans…..as in the below recap.

______________Recap by Krewerider__________________

I see references to boas and feathers flying. I’ll go ahead and out us…the Louisiana Claymates were at Houston and we had our Mardi Gras boas on, as usual (not "circus-y" at all....thank you very much)! We try to remind him that there IS a Louisiana and we do love him! But we were very well behaved....he called "the Mardi Gras Krew" as he called us, to go after the flashers. HE asked us to stand up, (what are you gonna do when the man ask you that?) and asked for the spotlight to be put on us. And even when I had something to say, I raised my hand first (he said it wasn’t the 3rd grade and I didn’t need to raise my hand.) We never disrupted any of his songs and never have at any other shows.The MG boas have been around awhile. We first wore them at the JBT in Valdolsta. We’ve been scattered all over venues with those things. However, it is the first time so many of us were able to sit together and some may have seen the “full effect” for the first time!And as far as the “I spend a gazillion dollars to see Clay”…yada, yada, yada....we’ll match anyone dollar for dollar! We have to spend money, the man never comes to Louisiana! Krewerider

______________________

Pure fantasy, see the video for the facts on what truly happen that night. But I love NZClay responds below….


______________Responds by NZClay_______________

Quote:
And as far as the “I spend a gazillion dollars to see Clay”…yada, yada, yada....we’ll match anyone dollar for dollar! We have to spend money, the man never comes to Louisiana!


And I can double, triple, quadruple or even more than that - I'm coming from halfway across the world in New Zealand, and others are coming from, Japan, Denmark, Iceland, Britain, Singapore - among others. We really DO spend gazillions of dollars to see Clay. And that's what we choose to do. But that doesn't mean we're coming to hear hecklers and obnoxious 'chatterers' and attention-seeking fans. We're coming to hear and see Clay. Because he NEVER comes to our countries. And if anyone spoils it for me my concert experiences, I'll be absolutely heartbroken...
NZClay

____________________________


So if you think you are Clay’s biggest fan just because you go to a lot of concerts and become obnoxious FAMEHOORES. Think again…..or maybe you ARE using the tape measure to validate your statement.

And so it goes….